Hola Amigos! I know that it's been awhile since I rapped atcha, but ol' Anchowers been busy, not travelin' the world! Things here in Vegi Land are kinda slow so, just the other day I sat on the couch for 15 hours watchin' the inuaguration. Well, actually, I spent 10 on the couch, 3 on the chair, and 2 on the throne! Ha! It was crazy! Here we are, a country that's about 500 years old and we can't even get like 35 words in the right order. Some ol' crotchety guy messed things up and tried to blame 'Bama. Now, he wasn't really President yet, so he could not do anything, but as soon as I was, BAM!!! I would do SOMETHING. That's just how ol' Jim rolls! Come to find out, the old crotchety guy was not even someone 'Bama voted for. Hate to be that guy. Then, right when all the partys start hopin' and all the ladies are decked out, this other old guy tries to die. What was he thinkin'? Well, have fun, Smoove B and Cornfeld are here with pizza and I don't wanna keep ol' Anchowers stomach awaitin'
I see why cities above the arctic cirle have the highest rate of alcoholism. It is too F#*%ing dark too early. Right now, me, Leonard Cohen on You tube, Miller Lite(I know!) I might as well be closing down The Cafe!!!
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Hola Amigos! I know that it's been awhile since I rapped atcha, but ol' Anchowers been busy, not travelin' the world! Things here in Vegi Land are kinda slow so, just the other day I sat on the couch for 15 hours watchin' the inuaguration. Well, actually, I spent 10 on the couch, 3 on the chair, and 2 on the throne! Ha! It was crazy! Here we are, a country that's about 500 years old and we can't even get like 35 words in the right order. Some ol' crotchety guy messed things up and tried to blame 'Bama. Now, he wasn't really President yet, so he could not do anything, but as soon as I was, BAM!!! I would do SOMETHING. That's just how ol' Jim rolls! Come to find out, the old crotchety guy was not even someone 'Bama voted for. Hate to be that guy. Then, right when all the partys start hopin' and all the ladies are decked out, this other old guy tries to die. What was he thinkin'? Well, have fun, Smoove B and Cornfeld are here with pizza and I don't wanna keep ol' Anchowers stomach awaitin'
Are you two alive? I know, this is the stove calling the kettle black. Is it snowing space?
I see why cities above the arctic cirle have the highest rate of alcoholism. It is too F#*%ing dark too early. Right now, me, Leonard Cohen on You tube, Miller Lite(I know!) I might as well be closing down The Cafe!!!
I am terrified of caves...but i guess they look OK when you guys are in one
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